Dear Distributor,
Stop sending me paraphernalia with the cases of wine I order. I am not spending my time hanging your shit on shelves or putting stuff on the necks of bottles. Do your own merchandising.
Wine and other pressing matters…
Dear Distributor,
Stop sending me paraphernalia with the cases of wine I order. I am not spending my time hanging your shit on shelves or putting stuff on the necks of bottles. Do your own merchandising.
Dear Customer,
No, I do not sell the wine you had on your cruise in Mexico/the Bahamas/the Mediterranean. No, I can’t find it and order it for you. Try one of the 6,000 that are distributed in the Midwest.
Also, if a wine you drank is the best memory you have of your $1500 vacation, you should probably just stay home next time.