Dear Customer Part 10

Dear Customer,

Get off the phone.  If you are even considering taking a call or texting while in the store, don’t bother seeking me out.  I will ignore you.  Seriously, I’m not going to waste my time with you if you can’t focus for three minutes.  I will actually go out of my way to avoid you if I see a cell phone in your possession, because that means I will get a wag of the finger and there’s a good chance you’ll only pay attention to half the things I say.  Plus, your conversation is annoying.  I really don’t care about your life, and neither do any of the other customers that are forced to listen to you.  Please.  You’re not that important.