Blizzaster!

In the early afternoon hours on Tuesday, February 1st, it started snowing.  And snowing.  And snowing.  Winds were gusting up to forty-five miles per hour.  Here’s what it looked like from my front door when it all started:

Blizzaster!

It finally stopped about ten the next morning, and somewhere along the line we accumulated around eighteen inches of snow.    There were drifts in my yard about four feet high.  My mailbox was almost completely buried.

Blizzard

Then, to top it off, the temperature dropped and we had a windchill of -5 degrees.  Roads were closed for hours.  Schools all over Chicagoland were closed for two days.  Even the store I work at shut down for a full day.  It was total insanity.

On the plus side, I didn’t have to leave my property for two and half wonderful, peaceful days.  I turned into a cooking and baking machine. There was potato soup and beef stew.  Ghirardelli hot chocolate.  Pasta Bolognese.  And cookies- chocolate chip and assorted kolackies which I shared with our awesome neighbors who helped us dig out.

Blizzard Wine

And, of course, there was wine.  The first evening I enjoyed a nice but unremarkable pinot.  During the afternoon of the second day, after the shoveling and hot chocolate, I drank a lovely moscato d’Asti, which gets a bad rap in my line of work, but can be quite a nice little treat.  But it was a fabulous little Spanish number that has truly stayed with me and will, for the rest of my life, be my 2011 Blizzard Wine.

Barbazul, by the tiny bodega Huerta de Albala, hails from Andalucia, the region in southwestern Spain known best for sherry.  It is a blend of cabernet, syrah, merlot and a varietal indigenous to the area called tintilla de rota.  It was light to medium bodied, with ripe but balanced berry flavors, notes of baking spices and a hint of sweet vanilla.  I found it deliciously spicy and zesty, especially considering its modest $13 price tag.  It was incredibly juicy and tasty, a very nice accompaniment to the pasta; but most importantly, just right for a shut-in in February.

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Dear Customer Part 10

Dear Customer,

Get off the phone.  If you are even considering taking a call or texting while in the store, don’t bother seeking me out.  I will ignore you.  Seriously, I’m not going to waste my time with you if you can’t focus for three minutes.  I will actually go out of my way to avoid you if I see a cell phone in your possession, because that means I will get a wag of the finger and there’s a good chance you’ll only pay attention to half the things I say.  Plus, your conversation is annoying.  I really don’t care about your life, and neither do any of the other customers that are forced to listen to you.  Please.  You’re not that important.

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FRV 100

In the past few weeks I’ve had the opportunity to taste many sparkling wines.  They came in all shapes and sizes, in different colors, from all over the world.  Some truly stood out, including Perrier Jouet Grand Brut, Egly Ouriet Vrigny and Taittinger Rose.

But honestly, only one was exceptionally unique.  FRV 100 is a sparkling rosé from Beaujolais made in the style of Cerdon de Bugey: Fruity, slightly sweet, effervescent and just fabulous.  Quite simply, this wine is delightful.  Fresh, bright cherries burst from the glass, with flavors of sweet strawberries and slight hints of candy and bubble gum.  I know it sounds silly but I absolutely LOVE this wine with crispy, salty fried chicken.

Think outside the box and enjoy!

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Dear Customer Part 9

Dear Customer,

Thank you.

Thank you for challenging me.  Thank you for teaching me, for listening to me, for entertaining me.  Thank you for motivating me to study and improve my craft.  Thanks for allowing me to poke fun at you on the internet.

Most of all, thank you for buying enough wine to keep my company in business and pay me to do what I love.

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Apparently I’m a Goddess

Last weekend a customer told me “You’d be a goddess if you could tell me where the Sutter Home White Zinfandel is.”

I wish it was always that easy.

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Dear Customer Part 8

Dear Customer,

Do not interrupt me when I am assisting another customer.  Would you barge into your doctor’s office while he’s examining another patient? You are not the only person in the world.  Get over yourself and wait your turn.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is, without question, my favorite holiday.  Food, wine and football? What more could a vintage girl ask for?! But more than those things, it’s a day we stop to remember and share our blessings.  And I am grateful my life is full of them.  I have an amazing husband who loves and accepts me just the way I am.  I have friends that take good care of me, even when I resist.  I have parents that continuously inspire me and have always supported me unconditionally.  I have three amazing, hilarious, supportive (albeit dysfunctional) siblings I wouldn’t trade for anything.  I have an extended family I am honored to be a part of.  I have a beautiful home.  I have a stable job in a field I’mpassionate about that challenges me and brings me tremendous joy.  And I live in a fantastic country, where I’m free to talk and write about anything I please, in spite of my sass and questionable language.  Life is good.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Now, as the culinary part of the holiday goes, of course I’m ecstatic.   And this is arguably the biggest, baddest, best day of the year for folks like me.  There are so many awesome food and wine pairing opportunities! The trick here is not to play only to the turkey.  We also have to consider the stuffing, the green bean casserole, the yams, the mashed potatoes.  Then there are the audibles: Some families serve ham; my dad always made a pan of lasagna.  Each family has its own traditions.  And, in some families, we basically have to set out to please the masses, so in many cases a good Pinot Grigio or Chardonnay is perfect.  But  generally I’m most enthusiastic about off dry-whites and light to medium bodied reds.  Riesling and Pinot Noir really reign supreme; but there are many interesting choices.

So, without further ado, here’s some recommendations for your Thanksgiving table:

  • Fritz Riesling Pfalz ($12)
  • Donnhoff Oberhauser Liestenberg Riesling Kabinett ($32)
  • Botani Muscatel, Malaga ($18)
  • Ransom Temperance Vineyard Gewurztraminer, Oregon ($20)
  • Domaine Weinbach Gewurztraminer, Alsace ($25)
  • Elk Cove Pinot Blanc, Oregon ($16)
  • Peter Lehman Layers White ($16)
  • Tangent Ecclestone, Central Cost ($15)
  • Patz & Hall Chardonnay, Sonoma Coast ($30)
  • Chateau Trinquevedel Rosé, Tavel ($22)
  • Chidaine Vouvray ($25)
  • Avanthia Godello, Valdeorras ($30)
  • Merry Edwards Pinot Noir, Sonoma Coast ($45)
  • St. Cosme Cotes du Rhone ($15)
  • Maysara 3 degrees, McMinnville ($18)
  • Ata Rangi Pinot Noir, Martinborough New Zealand ($40)
  • Jean-Paul Thevenet Morgon, Beaujolais ($20)
  • Domaine Raspail-Ay Gigondas ($30)
  • Alto Moncayo Veraton Garnacha, Campo de Borja ($26)

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

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Bah Humbug!

The day before Halloween, a woman told me she was shopping for Christmas gifts and I almost fainted.  “I’m not ready for this yet,” I told my colleague.

But ready or not, the holiday season is upon us.  And when you work in hospitality and retail long enough, you really loathe this time of year.  The added hours.  The extra stocking, cashiering, bagging, cleaning.  The stress and hassle.  The headaches, backaches, footaches.  Underpaid and underappreciated.  Missing meals, missing spouses, missing social lives.  And if you live in a winter climate like I do, the hours of extra time behind the wheel due to snow, lack of parking, and terrible drivers.

And for what? I miss almost every Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve dinner.  My life is turned upside down.  I can’t do my own holiday shopping because I’m working during normal shopping hours, and the last place I want to be during my time off is in a freaking store.  I just want to hide under the covers.  My family still doesn’t understand how difficult a time it is for me.  I’m a bitchy zombie at home for a month straight.  At work? My bosses work me to exhaustion and don’t give me a holiday bonus or a party.  The sales expectations are ridiculous, although we exceed them every year.  And the shoppers? Good grief.  Most are hurried, stressed, crabby and haven’t done a lick of thinking ahead.  “I don’t know if he/she drinks wine but I can’t think of anything else to give him/her.” Ugh.  Maybe one in five customers is actually decent to me and grateful for my help.  In over ten years in this business, one regular customer has actually given me a gift (a gorgeous $40 bottle of Aussie Shiraz that I’ll never forget.)

“There is nothing fun about any of this!” I want to shout, then punch the jolly smiles off shoppers’ faces.  But instead I greet them cheerfully, help them choose the perfect bottle and send them on their merry way.  My company does 23% of its business in the last six weeks of the year.  And it sure as shit feels like it.  Every single second of it.

I know I could have chosen a different profession.  I could have holidays off, I could spend the time with my family, I could actually enjoy the month of December.  But when it’s all said and done, there is at least one customer every year that inexplicably makes it all worthwhile.  With a smile, or a handshake, or a genuine “Thanks Barb, Merry Christmas.” I hope this year is no exception, and I look forward to sharing that story.

At 6:01 PM on December 24th, when the last customer has paid and the doors are locked, I will say “Merry Christmas” and actually mean it.  But until then, I’m just trying to get through the day without strangling anyone.  Then I have six days of returns to deal with and mad NYE shoppers.  So please understand if I’m a tad cranky this time of year.  And don’t take it personally if I flip you off in traffic.

Happy holidays! Grumble grumble.

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