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I’m Not a Snob
I’m not a “wine snob.” People who prefer attending major league baseball games aren’t sports snobs. Those who settle in with Tom Clancy or a classic Mark Twain aren’t considered book snobs. Seeing a show on Broadway does not make … Continue reading
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California Syrah
Not long ago at a staff meeting, one of our sharp-tongued managers cried “Cool climate syrah is for CLOSERS. The rest of you can go sell shitty Australian stuff.” He was right. Cali syrah is a tough sell. Even customers … Continue reading
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Dear Distributor Part 2
Dear Distributor, Stop sending me paraphernalia with the cases of wine I order. I am not spending my time hanging your shit on shelves or putting stuff on the necks of bottles. Do your own merchandising.
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Dear Customer Part 12
Dear Customer, No, I do not sell the wine you had on your cruise in Mexico/the Bahamas/the Mediterranean. No, I can’t find it and order it for you. Try one of the 6,000 that are distributed in the Midwest. Also, … Continue reading
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Miscellaneous Tasting Notes
Luce della Vite Lucente 2007 ($24.99) Owned by the Frescobaldi and Mondavi families. If what you’ve read about the 96 point Ruffino Modus impressed you, this is a another must have from Tuscany. I believe it’s about half sangiovese, with the remainder … Continue reading
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Dear Customer Part 11
Dear Customer, Do not send the cheapest, least knowledgeable person you know to shop for wine for your dinner or party. If you do, I will assume you don’t give a shit what you’re drinking and send your friend off … Continue reading
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The Spoils of Victory
Recently I hosted a California Wine Tasting. It was a great success. When I got home, full of pride and with a box full of leftovers, Jeff said “Are those the spoils of victory?” Here are some of the highlights:
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Dear Distributor Part 1
Dear Distributor, If you haven’t called on me in eight months, you are very bad at your job. Do not be surprised when I don’t invite you to participate in an event I organized a month ago with reps who … Continue reading
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