Dear Customer,
Get off the phone. If you are even considering taking a call or texting while in the store, don’t bother seeking me out. I will ignore you. Seriously, I’m not going to waste my time with you if you can’t focus for three minutes. I will actually go out of my way to avoid you if I see a cell phone in your possession, because that means I will get a wag of the finger and there’s a good chance you’ll only pay attention to half the things I say. Plus, your conversation is annoying. I really don’t care about your life, and neither do any of the other customers that are forced to listen to you. Please. You’re not that important.