Dear Customer Part 9

Dear Customer,

Thank you.

Thank you for challenging me.  Thank you for teaching me, for listening to me, for entertaining me.  Thank you for motivating me to study and improve my craft.  Thanks for allowing me to poke fun at you on the internet.

Most of all, thank you for buying enough wine to keep my company in business and pay me to do what I love.

Dear Customer Part 8

Dear Customer,

Do not interrupt me when I am assisting another customer.  Would you barge into your doctor’s office while he’s examining another patient? You are not the only person in the world.  Get over yourself and wait your turn.