Dear Customer,
Please actually look for an item before you tell me you “can’t find it.” Do you walk into the grocery store and ask the first person you see where the Frosted Flakes are? “Oh I looked and I didn’t see it.” Really?? That’s probably because you’re in the cosmetics aisle. The same thing goes for a liquor store. If you’re standing in the Champagne aisle and ask me where a certain merlot is, I might punch you in the teeth. Seriously. It’s probably in the merlot aisle, dummy. Honestly, I don’t mind pointing something out to you; it’s part of my job to help you find things. But don’t lie to me. You didn’t actually look for it, did you.
By the way, it’s right in front of your face.